Love it or hate it, Valentine’s Day is almost here—again! At the Skirball, we have a tradition of commemorating this special yet infamous (and totally made-up) holiday with a comedy storytelling event hosted by Beth Lapides from Uncabaret: Say the Word: Bleeding Hearts. This year’s show is on February 7 and features humorous and heartfelt stories from writers/comedians Merrill Markoe, Cindy Chupack, Richard Kramer, Stirling Gardner, and Lauren Weedman.
So many of our memories of love and relationships are associated with songs that uncannily illustrate our experiences and thus become part of the soundtrack of our lives. I asked comedy maven and goddess of love Beth Lapides to share some tracks from her own life soundtrack by creating a Valentine’s Day playlist. It’s not your typical list of sappy love songs, which is just what we should expect from Beth.
1. Best song to listen to… if you are a senior in high school thinking about taking the next step with your new not really yet a boyfriend, parked outside his dad’s loft, where he is house sitting, while his dad, whose name is Ken, is out of town with his girlfriend named Barbie, and you are thinking about how you are totally not a Barbie, but how you really like this new boy a lot better than the last boy, who did sort of want you to be a Barbie. And you are feeling hopeful but a little melancholy because in the best-case scenario it goes amazingly and you end up falling in love and then having to leave each other at the end of the year. “Suzanne” by James Taylor
2. Best song to listen to… if you are lying in bed weeping from unbearable heartbreak and can’t imagine a time when you will ever feel differently and yet you know you will feel differently, but maybe you won’t, but you definitely will, but you might actually have to change and figure out a way to make yourself feel better, but you are admitting that feeling pain is at least feeling and you have been trying to numb yourself for the past decade. “Prayer of St. Francis” by Sarah McLachlan
3. Best song to listen to… if you are driving south on Laurel Canyon in the late afternoon light with the thrilling feeling of leaving a dead relationship and the excitement of starting over. “Unwritten” by Natasha Bedingfield
4. Best song to listen to… while you do a freaking insanely hard P90X workout the day after you have signed your divorce papers. “Free” by Ultra Naté
5. Best song to listen to… as you accept whatever it is about love that you don’t want to accept. “It Doesn’t Matter” by Alison Krauss and Union Station
6. Best song to listen to… while hanging out with your boyfriend and his soon-to-be boyfriend. “Friends” by Bette Midler
7. Best song to listen to… as you nurse that tender feeling of a relationship that you know is over, but maybe is not over, but it is over, but it’s not your fault, but maybe it is, but it’s not their fault, but maybe it is, but you still want to love them even if you are leaving them. “Time After Time” by Cyndi Lauper